Strolling shirtless across the crosswalk at a snail's pace, his muscles glistening in the sun and swollen from his probable recent discovery of steroid injections, it was clear this guy was holding up traffic on purpose. The people in their vehicles waited patiently for him to pass, but he twisted and flexed his torso with every mini-step he took.
I was standing across the street amused. For a moment I felt kinda sad for the guy, but then I figured he brought it upon himself. So then I doodled this and posted it on the internet!